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Opinion about Mrs Thatcher is as divided now as it was when she was Prime Minister.  But one thing is certain: what she did to the coal industry can never be undone.  We’ve produced this commemorative mug, on sale for £10 (plus £2.50 p&p), and we’re giving £2.50 to the Coal Industry Social Welfare Organisation for each mug we sell.

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Mrs T cup:  dishwasher safe, ceramic mug (a third of a litre capacity).  Please allow 10-14 days for delivery. 

Humpty Mug: MNR1

This mug on sale for £10 (plus £2.50 p&p), £2.50 of which will go to support the campaign to save Lewisham A&E see (www.savelewishamhospital.com). The mug is dishwasher safe, ceramic (a third of a litre capacity).  Please allow 10-14 days for delivery.  

Itsy Bitsy Mug MNR2


This mug on sale for £10 (plus £2.50 p&p).  It is dishwasher safe, ceramic (a third of a litre capacity).  Please allow 10-14 days for delivery. 

Greetings Cards

We now have the first five Modern Nursery Rhymes in card form, blank inside for your own message. Each card comes with its own white envelope measuring approx 11cm x 16cm. 

Humpty Card MNR1

Humpty card (10cm x 15cm approx) and envelope depicting Humpty Dumpty with the words: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall; Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. They could have fixed him quite easily - but Jeremy Hunt's cutting the A&E. Price per card £1.50 plus 70p post & package (UK/EU only):

Pack of 6 Humpty cards as above: £7 plus £1.50 post & packing (UK & EU only):

Itsy Bitsy Card: MNR 2

Isty Bitsy card: (10cm x 15cm approx) and envelope, depicting Itsy Bitsy Spider, with the words: Isty Bitsy Spider climbing up the spout; down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. "Bugger", said Itsy Bitsy, "It's blody climate change!" Price per card £1.50 plus 70p post & package (UK/EU only):

Pack of 6 Itsy Bitsy cards as above: £7 plus £1.50 post & packing (UK & EU only):

Simple Simon card MNR 3

Simple Simon card: (10cm x 15cm approx) and envelope, depicting Simple Simon, with the words: Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.  Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware".  Said the pieman to Simple Simon "I can't sell pies today: I've got to get them tested now for equine DNA". Price per card £1.50 plus 70p post & package (UK/EU only):

Pack of 6 Simple Simon cards as above: £7 plus £1.50 post & packing (UK & EU only):

Old Mother Hubbard: MNR 4

Old Mother Hubbard card: (10cm x 15cm approx) and envelope, depicting Old Mother Hubbard, with the words: Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to give her poor dog a bone.  When she got there and the cupboard was bare she asked Wonga for a payday loan. Price per card £1.50 plus 70p post & package (UK/EU only):

Pack of 6 Old Mother Hubbard cards as above: £7 plus £1.50 post & packing (UK & EU only):

Little Miss Muffet: MNR 5

Little Mis Muffet card: (10cm x 15cm approx) and envelope, depicting Little Miss Muffet, with the words: Little Mis Muffet sat on a tuffet eating burgers dripping with grease.  A spider dropped down and said with a frown "By God girl - you're getting obese!" Price per card £1.50 plus 70p post & package (UK/EU only).

Pack of 6 Old Mother Hubbard cards as above: £7 plus £1.50 post & packing (UK & EU only):

Set of 5 cards: one each of Modern Nursery Rhymes 1-5 with envelopes: £6.25 plus post & packing £1.50 (UK & EU only):

These other cartoon cards are also left blank for your own message.  

Boris Card

Cartoon card and envelope (10cm x 15cm) depicting Downton Cabbie, with BJ's cab bearing the logo: 'vidi, vici, veni'. Blank inside. 
Price per card £1.50 plus 70p post & package (UK/EU only):

Hidden Dip

Cartoon card and envelope (10cm x 15cm) warning drivers of a hidden dip - taramasalata behind a hedge. Blank inside. Price per card £1.50 plus 70p post & package (UK/EU only):

Pack of 6 Boris cards (as above): £7.00 plus post & packing: £1.50 (UK/EU only)

Pack of 6 Hidden Dip cards(as above): £7.00 plus post & packing £1.50 (UK/EU only)

Prints

We also have the Modern Nursery Rhyme images in mounted print form, each printed on card, with a soft green card mount and cello wrapped - overall measurement: 36cm x28cm like this:

Samples of mounted, wrapped and unmounted print

These are on sale at £7 each plus £2.50 post & packing, or £30 for all five, with £4.00 post and packing.

Humpty Print MNR1: £7 plus £2.50 post & packing (UK/EU only):

Itsy Bitsy Print MNR2: £7 plus £2.50 post & packing (UK/EU only):

Simple Simon Print: £7 plus £2.50 post & packing (UK/EU only):

Old Mother Hubbard Print: £7 plus £2.50 post & packing (UK/EU only): 

Little Miss Muffet Print: £7 plus £2.50 post & packing (UK/EU only): 

Set of  five Modern Nursery Rhyme Mounted prints (MNR1-5) @ £30 plus £4 post & packing (UK/EU only):